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Party On, Garth

Every now and then, I’ll hear a song and it’ll tick me off. Then I come here to rant about it! Lucky you!

This time, it’s Garth Brooks’ Friends In Low Places. Now, country music is full of songs like this, so this one’s not special, but it’s what I heard this time. Anyway, we all know this song, we’ve all probably sung along to it and had a good time. But the lyrics just hit me wrong, and then I got thinking about it…


Blame it all on my roots – Why? Have you not grown as a person at all?
I showed up in boots – Depending where you live, those might be considered dress attire.
And ruined your black tie affair – Only one of your mistakes this evening.
The last one to know – I doubt it.
The last one to show – So?
I was the last one
You thought you’d see there – Hoped, more like.

And I saw the surprise – Naturally
And the fear in his eyes – Fear? Really? Isn’t he marrying your ex? Why does he fear you?
When I took his glass of champagne – Champagne not beer, as you’d prefer.
And I toasted you – This is not going good places…
Said, honey, we may be through – For probably a boatload of reasons, all of which you’re convenitently forgetting because you’re probably the cause of a lot of it.
But you’ll never hear me complain – And yet you’re here, complaining.

‘Cause I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I’ll be okay
I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I’ve got friends in low places

Yes. Let’s all venerate drinking and drinking buddies as some form of revenge and ‘better life’ instead of healthy emotional relationships.

Well, I guess I was wrong – You knew you were.
I just don’t belong – You expected they’d welcome you?
But then, I’ve been there before – How many times, exactly?
Everything’s all right – No it isn’t.
I’ll just say goodnight – No you won’t.
And I’ll show myself to the door – No you won’t.

Hey, I didn’t mean- Yes you did.
To cause a big scene – Yeah, it’s all about you.
Just give me an hour and then – An hour? To get to the door?
Well, I’ll be as high – You seem pretty high already.
As that ivory tower  Oh that’s not condescending at all.
That you’re livin’ in – She didn’t choose the gutter. Aw.

Then the chorus repeats. Three times. And the song fades out on it, suggesting this will be an endless immature experience for him. ‘Cos nothing is catchier and drunkenly inclusive than easy rhymes and mentioning alcohol lots of times.

This song made me tired.

Series – Greatest Hits: Garth Brooks – The Hits

Lucky you, KMA Readers! I somehow did an extra review, for this series, so you get two today!

Garth Brooks is huge in modern country music. We all know that. While I tend towards the older stuff when I wanna pull on my boots, Garth still fits the bill – he finely straddles the new directions while respecting the past. And, his fun energy paired with his peerless song-writing makes this a shoe-in.

Released in 1994, this compilation ought to weight two tons – every track here is HUGE.

Wait, 1994? Am I that old? Ah crap.

This copy says Limited Edition on the cover, but I wonder if it was Limited to 10 million Editions, ya know?

And now, the songs:

Ain’t Goin’ Down (Til The Sun Comes Up) isn’t even really that country, so it’s an odd way to to start the disc, in a way. But it is a peppy 12-bar blues rock song that he sings with a twang, so the energy kicks us off with a bang.

Friends In Low Places… I don’t need to say a word about this massive hit. You know it.

Callin’ Baton Rouge is a bit of a hoe-down song. It’s the banjo and fiddle. Still, it has solid energy. Line dancers rejoice!

The River is another one you’ll know. This ong is very lifting. It is a bit smarmy, sure, but the message isn’t diminished. Give ‘er!

Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old) is full-on country, y’all, but even at that it still has a good clip to it. I like this version, but I can’t help hearing Me First And The Gimme Gimme’s version in my head, now.

The Thunder Rolls has always been a huge song for all the reasons you already know. Very, very good song writing, and an absolutely wrenching song.

American Honky-Tonk Bar Association is good old country rock boogie blues. Silly lyrics, fun!

If Tomorrow Never Comes is the perfect, pretty, slow, last dance of the night song.

Unanswered Prayers is another one just like If Tomorrow… Whole lotta God in this one.

Standing Outside the Fire has a cool build and a rousing fiddle line, almost Celtic, with this beat.

Rodeo has a funk to it, with full twang in effect. Maybe it’s the organ line.

What’s She Doing Now is a pretty slower song, country heartbreak and all.

We Shall Be Free has a gentle intro, but quickly builds in an uplifting rousing gospel-feel tune you probably already know.

Papa Loved Mama is as bluesy as country gets, and it has quite a story, too.

Shameless is a cover of the Billy Joel tune, and Garth really makes this one his own. It fits. Of course, I know the Joel version as well, so now there are two solid versions out there!

Two Of A Kind, Workin’ On A Full House is a lot of fun. Makes me laugh every time.

That Summer isn’t one I’d heard before. Don’t ask me why. But I think we all identify with the story. Worthy of inclusion here, for sure.

The Dance is a lovely slow song. You’ll know it when you hear it.

In Sum:

You know, this is a really, really great disc. Strong songs, well-played. 90s country may not be your thing, but if you ever want to try it, with an artist who respects the old stuff while doing it in new and fun ways, find this disc.

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